July 2011
This is essentially just a minute and a half of the Master’s insanity.
But yeah.
I was in the car and I saw this post, and I hit play. I was talking to my mom and listening to the drums, just to see what it was like, and I felt sad. So very sad. I actually held back my tears. I can’t imagine what it must like to hear this every second of every day, and not only does the Master hear it, but he feels it.
Fuck.
Now I want to give the Master the biggest damn hug in the history of hugs.
I just downloaded this and now I’m going to listen to it in the background of everything I do. See how long I can last.
And so here they are. In order of appearance.
Step one, start with a side-eye and slowly move to a full-eye.
Step two, if he notices, acknowledge him; it would be mean to not show your appreciation for his form to him. You are, after all, planning to screw his brains out later.
Step three, let the undressing begin!
Good luck!





































